yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

yzma:

she’s turning 30 this year

snapchatting:

spice things up in bed with some communism

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

evilbrat2013:

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle
CON: You have to go to a place 

PRO: Child not get sickCON: You have to a place

evilbrat2013:

theonion:

PRO: Get to puncture child with needle

CON: You have to go to a place

PRO: Child not get sick
CON: You have to a place

 



deathscythe-x:

Transparent cherry blossom petals falling.

 

deathscythe-x:

Transparent cherry blossom petals falling.

yourmediahasproblems:

littlemissrantsalot:

yourmediahasproblems:

i want to create a tv show about a group of friends where they’re all queer except the one token cishet friend who’s only there to say stereotypical “straight” things for laughs like “macklemore got me into rap” and “my mom and i got into a fight because she wouldn’t buy me a fourth obey snapback”

Or we could just stop stereotyping people.

you’re cast

thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win



royswordsman:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 
NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 


royswordsman
:

omg I went to the supermarket and bought this today. 

NOW I CAN HAVE MY FAVOURITE HEROES ALL OVER MY BODY 

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


oops

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

image

oops

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

mostlycatsmostly:

9 week old Siberian kitten, Sappho
(submitted by dystrophin)

mostlycatsmostly:

9 week old Siberian kitten, Sappho

(submitted by dystrophin)